As an improviser, I always find it jarring when I meet someone in real life whose first answer is no. “No, we can’t do that.” “No, that’s not in the budget.” “No, I will not hold your hand for a dollar.” What kind of way is that to live? Tina Fey
Prepared for the worst, but still praying for the best
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Lil Wayne
In as much time as it takes to smoke a cigarette, a person's life was changed forever.
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Karen McQuestion
How can he not share his newfound joy with his fellow man? And it is joy. There’s a pure kind of joy in the certainty of belief. The certainty that your life has purpose and meaning.
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Nicola Yoon
If you don't know when your good, how can you know when your bad?
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Will Adolphy
Rush-hour on the A rain. A blind man staggers forth, his cane tapping lightlyown the aisle. He leans against the door, raises a violin to chin, and says I’m sorry to bother you, folks. But please. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>Just listen. And it kills me, the...
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Ocean Vuong
More Quotes By Tina Fey
By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life.
Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for...
